diff --git a/.github/actions/get-merge-commit/action.yml b/.github/actions/get-merge-commit/action.yml
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..1505d582efd8
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.github/actions/get-merge-commit/action.yml
@@ -0,0 +1,66 @@
+name: Get merge commit
+
+description: 'Checks whether the Pull Request is mergeable and returns two commit hashes: The result of a temporary merge of the head branch into the target branch ("merged"), and the parent of that commit on the target branch ("target"). Handles push events and merge conflicts gracefully.'
+
+outputs:
+  mergedSha:
+    description: "The merge commit SHA"
+    value: ${{ fromJSON(steps.merged.outputs.result).mergedSha }}
+  targetSha:
+    description: "The target commit SHA"
+    value: ${{ fromJSON(steps.merged.outputs.result).targetSha }}
+
+runs:
+  using: composite
+  steps:
+    - id: merged
+      uses: actions/github-script@60a0d83039c74a4aee543508d2ffcb1c3799cdea # v7.0.1
+      with:
+        script: |
+          if (context.eventName == 'push') return { mergedSha: context.sha }
+
+          for (const retryInterval of [5, 10, 20, 40, 80]) {
+            console.log("Checking whether the pull request can be merged...")
+            const prInfo = (await github.rest.pulls.get({
+              owner: context.repo.owner,
+              repo: context.repo.repo,
+              pull_number: context.payload.pull_request.number
+            })).data
+
+            if (prInfo.state != 'open') throw new Error ("PR is not open anymore.")
+
+            if (prInfo.mergeable == null) {
+              console.log(`GitHub is still computing whether this PR can be merged, waiting ${retryInterval} seconds before trying again...`)
+              await new Promise(resolve => setTimeout(resolve, retryInterval * 1000))
+              continue
+            }
+
+            if (prInfo.mergeable) {
+              console.log("The PR can be merged.")
+
+              const mergedSha = prInfo.merge_commit_sha
+              const targetSha = (await github.rest.repos.getCommit({
+                owner: context.repo.owner,
+                repo: context.repo.repo,
+                ref: prInfo.merge_commit_sha
+              })).data.parents[0].sha
+
+              console.log(`Checking the commits:\nmerged:${mergedSha}\ntarget:${targetSha}`)
+
+              return { mergedSha, targetSha }
+            } else {
+              console.log("The PR has a merge conflict.")
+
+              const mergedSha = prInfo.head.sha
+              const targetSha = (await github.rest.repos.compareCommitsWithBasehead({
+                owner: context.repo.owner,
+                repo: context.repo.repo,
+                basehead: `${prInfo.base.sha}...${prInfo.head.sha}`
+              })).data.merge_base_commit.sha
+
+              console.log(`Checking the commits:\nmerged:${mergedSha}\ntarget:${targetSha}`)
+
+              return { mergedSha, targetSha }
+            }
+          }
+          throw new Error("Not retrying anymore. It's likely that GitHub is having internal issues: check https://www.githubstatus.com.")
diff --git a/.github/workflows/check-format.yml b/.github/workflows/check-format.yml
index cdc0176b2671..58c76f97da6b 100644
--- a/.github/workflows/check-format.yml
+++ b/.github/workflows/check-format.yml
@@ -9,18 +9,20 @@ on:
 permissions: {}
 
 jobs:
-  get-merge-commit:
-    uses: ./.github/workflows/get-merge-commit.yml
-
   nixos:
     name: fmt-check
     runs-on: ubuntu-24.04-arm
-    needs: get-merge-commit
-    if: needs.get-merge-commit.outputs.mergedSha
     steps:
       - uses: actions/checkout@11bd71901bbe5b1630ceea73d27597364c9af683 # v4.2.2
         with:
-          ref: ${{ needs.get-merge-commit.outputs.mergedSha }}
+          sparse-checkout: .github/actions
+      - name: Check if the PR can be merged and get the test merge commit
+        uses: ./.github/actions/get-merge-commit
+        id: get-merge-commit
+
+      - uses: actions/checkout@11bd71901bbe5b1630ceea73d27597364c9af683 # v4.2.2
+        with:
+          ref: ${{ steps.get-merge-commit.outputs.mergedSha }}
 
       - uses: cachix/install-nix-action@526118121621777ccd86f79b04685a9319637641 # v31
         with:
diff --git a/.github/workflows/check-shell.yml b/.github/workflows/check-shell.yml
index c26bea7761bc..01dd64913b6a 100644
--- a/.github/workflows/check-shell.yml
+++ b/.github/workflows/check-shell.yml
@@ -32,7 +32,14 @@ jobs:
     steps:
       - uses: actions/checkout@11bd71901bbe5b1630ceea73d27597364c9af683 # v4.2.2
         with:
-          ref: refs/pull/${{ github.event.pull_request.number }}/merge
+          sparse-checkout: .github/actions
+      - name: Check if the PR can be merged and get the test merge commit
+        uses: ./.github/actions/get-merge-commit
+        id: get-merge-commit
+
+      - uses: actions/checkout@11bd71901bbe5b1630ceea73d27597364c9af683 # v4.2.2
+        with:
+          ref: ${{ steps.get-merge-commit.outputs.mergedSha }}
 
       - uses: cachix/install-nix-action@526118121621777ccd86f79b04685a9319637641 # v31
 
diff --git a/.github/workflows/codeowners-v2.yml b/.github/workflows/codeowners-v2.yml
index 16bfd417cb7f..8d36d9b03a1e 100644
--- a/.github/workflows/codeowners-v2.yml
+++ b/.github/workflows/codeowners-v2.yml
@@ -37,17 +37,19 @@ env:
   DRY_MODE: ${{ github.event.pull_request.draft && '1' || '' }}
 
 jobs:
-  get-merge-commit:
-    if: github.repository_owner == 'NixOS'
-    uses: ./.github/workflows/get-merge-commit.yml
-
   # Check that code owners is valid
   check:
     name: Check
     runs-on: ubuntu-24.04-arm
-    needs: get-merge-commit
-    if: github.repository_owner == 'NixOS' && needs.get-merge-commit.outputs.mergedSha
+    if: github.repository_owner == 'NixOS'
     steps:
+      - uses: actions/checkout@11bd71901bbe5b1630ceea73d27597364c9af683 # v4.2.2
+        with:
+          sparse-checkout: .github/actions
+      - name: Check if the PR can be merged and get the test merge commit
+        uses: ./.github/actions/get-merge-commit
+        id: get-merge-commit
+
       - uses: cachix/install-nix-action@526118121621777ccd86f79b04685a9319637641 # v31
 
       - uses: cachix/cachix-action@0fc020193b5a1fa3ac4575aa3a7d3aa6a35435ad # v16
@@ -77,7 +79,7 @@ jobs:
 
       - uses: actions/checkout@11bd71901bbe5b1630ceea73d27597364c9af683 # v4.2.2
         with:
-          ref: ${{ needs.get-merge-commit.outputs.mergedSha }}
+          ref: ${{ steps.get-merge-commit.outputs.mergedSha }}
           path: pr
 
       - name: Validate codeowners
diff --git a/.github/workflows/eval-aliases.yml b/.github/workflows/eval-aliases.yml
index 7f9b658081f1..941ffd378ef7 100644
--- a/.github/workflows/eval-aliases.yml
+++ b/.github/workflows/eval-aliases.yml
@@ -9,18 +9,21 @@ on:
 permissions: {}
 
 jobs:
-  get-merge-commit:
-    uses: ./.github/workflows/get-merge-commit.yml
-
   eval-aliases:
     name: Eval nixpkgs with aliases enabled
     runs-on: ubuntu-24.04-arm
-    needs: [ get-merge-commit ]
     steps:
+      - uses: actions/checkout@11bd71901bbe5b1630ceea73d27597364c9af683 # v4.2.2
+        with:
+          sparse-checkout: .github/actions
+      - name: Check if the PR can be merged and get the test merge commit
+        uses: ./.github/actions/get-merge-commit
+        id: get-merge-commit
+
       - name: Check out the PR at the test merge commit
         uses: actions/checkout@11bd71901bbe5b1630ceea73d27597364c9af683 # v4.2.2
         with:
-          ref: ${{ needs.get-merge-commit.outputs.mergedSha }}
+          ref: ${{ steps.get-merge-commit.outputs.mergedSha }}
           path: nixpkgs
 
       - name: Install Nix
diff --git a/.github/workflows/eval.yml b/.github/workflows/eval.yml
index ecb763043425..416fe1afbc50 100644
--- a/.github/workflows/eval.yml
+++ b/.github/workflows/eval.yml
@@ -19,17 +19,36 @@ on:
 permissions: {}
 
 jobs:
-  get-merge-commit:
-    uses: ./.github/workflows/get-merge-commit.yml
+  prepare:
+    name: Prepare
+    runs-on: ubuntu-24.04-arm
+    outputs:
+      mergedSha: ${{ steps.get-merge-commit.outputs.mergedSha }}
+      targetSha: ${{ steps.get-merge-commit.outputs.targetSha }}
+      systems: ${{ steps.systems.outputs.systems }}
+    steps:
+      - uses: actions/checkout@11bd71901bbe5b1630ceea73d27597364c9af683 # v4.2.2
+        with:
+          sparse-checkout: |
+            .github/actions
+            ci/supportedSystems.json
+      - name: Check if the PR can be merged and get the test merge commit
+        uses: ./.github/actions/get-merge-commit
+        id: get-merge-commit
+
+      - name: Load supported systems
+        id: systems
+        run: |
+          echo "systems=$(jq -c <ci/supportedSystems.json)" >> "$GITHUB_OUTPUT"
 
   outpaths:
     name: Outpaths
     runs-on: ubuntu-24.04-arm
-    needs: [ get-merge-commit ]
+    needs: [ prepare ]
     strategy:
       fail-fast: false
       matrix:
-        system: ${{ fromJSON(needs.get-merge-commit.outputs.systems) }}
+        system: ${{ fromJSON(needs.prepare.outputs.systems) }}
     steps:
       - name: Enable swap
         run: |
@@ -41,7 +60,7 @@ jobs:
       - name: Check out the PR at the test merge commit
         uses: actions/checkout@11bd71901bbe5b1630ceea73d27597364c9af683 # v4.2.2
         with:
-          ref: ${{ needs.get-merge-commit.outputs.mergedSha }}
+          ref: ${{ needs.prepare.outputs.mergedSha }}
           path: nixpkgs
 
       - name: Install Nix
@@ -67,7 +86,7 @@ jobs:
   process:
     name: Process
     runs-on: ubuntu-24.04-arm
-    needs: [ outpaths, get-merge-commit ]
+    needs: [ prepare, outpaths ]
     outputs:
       targetRunId: ${{ steps.targetRunId.outputs.targetRunId }}
     steps:
@@ -80,7 +99,7 @@ jobs:
       - name: Check out the PR at the test merge commit
         uses: actions/checkout@11bd71901bbe5b1630ceea73d27597364c9af683 # v4.2.2
         with:
-          ref: ${{ needs.get-merge-commit.outputs.mergedSha }}
+          ref: ${{ needs.prepare.outputs.mergedSha }}
           fetch-depth: 2
           path: nixpkgs
 
@@ -102,7 +121,7 @@ jobs:
           path: prResult/*
 
       - name: Get target run id
-        if: needs.get-merge-commit.outputs.targetSha
+        if: needs.prepare.outputs.targetSha
         id: targetRunId
         run: |
           # Get the latest eval.yml workflow run for the PR's target commit
@@ -131,7 +150,7 @@ jobs:
           echo "targetRunId=$runId" >> "$GITHUB_OUTPUT"
         env:
           REPOSITORY: ${{ github.repository }}
-          TARGET_SHA: ${{ needs.get-merge-commit.outputs.targetSha }}
+          TARGET_SHA: ${{ needs.prepare.outputs.targetSha }}
           GH_TOKEN: ${{ github.token }}
 
       - uses: actions/download-artifact@v4
@@ -145,8 +164,8 @@ jobs:
       - name: Compare against the target branch
         if: steps.targetRunId.outputs.targetRunId
         run: |
-          git -C nixpkgs worktree add ../target ${{ needs.get-merge-commit.outputs.targetSha }}
-          git -C nixpkgs diff --name-only ${{ needs.get-merge-commit.outputs.targetSha }} \
+          git -C nixpkgs worktree add ../target ${{ needs.prepare.outputs.targetSha }}
+          git -C nixpkgs diff --name-only ${{ needs.prepare.outputs.targetSha }} \
             | jq --raw-input --slurp 'split("\n")[:-1]' > touched-files.json
 
           # Use the target branch to get accurate maintainer info
@@ -172,7 +191,7 @@ jobs:
   tag:
     name: Tag
     runs-on: ubuntu-24.04-arm
-    needs: [ get-merge-commit, process ]
+    needs: [ prepare, process ]
     if: needs.process.outputs.targetRunId
     permissions:
       pull-requests: write
@@ -204,7 +223,7 @@ jobs:
       - name: Check out Nixpkgs at the base commit
         uses: actions/checkout@11bd71901bbe5b1630ceea73d27597364c9af683 # v4.2.2
         with:
-          ref: ${{ needs.get-merge-commit.outputs.targetSha }}
+          ref: ${{ needs.prepare.outputs.targetSha }}
           path: base
           sparse-checkout: ci
 
diff --git a/.github/workflows/get-merge-commit.yml b/.github/workflows/get-merge-commit.yml
deleted file mode 100644
index edbda3e040eb..000000000000
--- a/.github/workflows/get-merge-commit.yml
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,58 +0,0 @@
-name: Get merge commit
-
-on:
-  pull_request:
-    paths:
-      - .github/workflows/get-merge-commit.yml
-  workflow_call:
-    outputs:
-      mergedSha:
-        description: "The merge commit SHA"
-        value: ${{ jobs.resolve-merge-commit.outputs.mergedSha }}
-      targetSha:
-        description: "The target commit SHA"
-        value: ${{ jobs.resolve-merge-commit.outputs.targetSha }}
-      systems:
-        description: "The supported systems"
-        value: ${{ jobs.resolve-merge-commit.outputs.systems }}
-
-permissions: {}
-
-jobs:
-  resolve-merge-commit:
-    runs-on: ubuntu-24.04-arm
-    outputs:
-      mergedSha: ${{ steps.merged.outputs.mergedSha }}
-      targetSha: ${{ steps.merged.outputs.targetSha }}
-      systems: ${{ steps.systems.outputs.systems }}
-    steps:
-      - uses: actions/checkout@11bd71901bbe5b1630ceea73d27597364c9af683 # v4.2.2
-        with:
-          path: base
-          sparse-checkout: ci
-
-      - name: Check if the PR can be merged and get the test merge commit
-        id: merged
-        env:
-          GH_TOKEN: ${{ github.token }}
-          GH_EVENT: ${{ github.event_name }}
-        run: |
-          case "$GH_EVENT" in
-            push)
-              echo "mergedSha=${{ github.sha }}" >> "$GITHUB_OUTPUT"
-              ;;
-            pull_request*)
-              if commits=$(base/ci/get-merge-commit.sh ${{ github.repository }} ${{ github.event.number }}); then
-                echo -e "Checking the commits:\n$commits"
-                echo "$commits" >> "$GITHUB_OUTPUT"
-              else
-                # Skipping so that no notifications are sent
-                echo "Skipping the rest..."
-              fi
-              ;;
-          esac
-
-      - name: Load supported systems
-        id: systems
-        run: |
-          echo "systems=$(jq -c <base/ci/supportedSystems.json)" >> "$GITHUB_OUTPUT"
diff --git a/.github/workflows/lib-tests.yml b/.github/workflows/lib-tests.yml
index d55a109aa9f5..345d59bb9cc4 100644
--- a/.github/workflows/lib-tests.yml
+++ b/.github/workflows/lib-tests.yml
@@ -12,18 +12,20 @@ on:
 permissions: {}
 
 jobs:
-  get-merge-commit:
-    uses: ./.github/workflows/get-merge-commit.yml
-
   nixpkgs-lib-tests:
     name: nixpkgs-lib-tests
     runs-on: ubuntu-24.04
-    needs: get-merge-commit
-    if: needs.get-merge-commit.outputs.mergedSha
     steps:
       - uses: actions/checkout@11bd71901bbe5b1630ceea73d27597364c9af683 # v4.2.2
         with:
-          ref: ${{ needs.get-merge-commit.outputs.mergedSha }}
+          sparse-checkout: .github/actions
+      - name: Check if the PR can be merged and get the test merge commit
+        uses: ./.github/actions/get-merge-commit
+        id: get-merge-commit
+
+      - uses: actions/checkout@11bd71901bbe5b1630ceea73d27597364c9af683 # v4.2.2
+        with:
+          ref: ${{ steps.get-merge-commit.outputs.mergedSha }}
 
       - uses: cachix/install-nix-action@526118121621777ccd86f79b04685a9319637641 # v31
         with:
diff --git a/.github/workflows/manual-nixos-v2.yml b/.github/workflows/manual-nixos-v2.yml
index a8eadf63057e..5d5acdd377e7 100644
--- a/.github/workflows/manual-nixos-v2.yml
+++ b/.github/workflows/manual-nixos-v2.yml
@@ -34,7 +34,14 @@ jobs:
     steps:
       - uses: actions/checkout@11bd71901bbe5b1630ceea73d27597364c9af683 # v4.2.2
         with:
-          ref: refs/pull/${{ github.event.pull_request.number }}/merge
+          sparse-checkout: .github/actions
+      - name: Check if the PR can be merged and get the test merge commit
+        uses: ./.github/actions/get-merge-commit
+        id: get-merge-commit
+
+      - uses: actions/checkout@11bd71901bbe5b1630ceea73d27597364c9af683 # v4.2.2
+        with:
+          ref: ${{ steps.get-merge-commit.outputs.mergedSha }}
 
       - uses: cachix/install-nix-action@526118121621777ccd86f79b04685a9319637641 # v31
         with:
diff --git a/.github/workflows/manual-nixpkgs-v2.yml b/.github/workflows/manual-nixpkgs-v2.yml
index f9a5f8aa30b1..b31a6b4949e1 100644
--- a/.github/workflows/manual-nixpkgs-v2.yml
+++ b/.github/workflows/manual-nixpkgs-v2.yml
@@ -21,7 +21,14 @@ jobs:
     steps:
       - uses: actions/checkout@11bd71901bbe5b1630ceea73d27597364c9af683 # v4.2.2
         with:
-          ref: refs/pull/${{ github.event.pull_request.number }}/merge
+          sparse-checkout: .github/actions
+      - name: Check if the PR can be merged and get the test merge commit
+        uses: ./.github/actions/get-merge-commit
+        id: get-merge-commit
+
+      - uses: actions/checkout@11bd71901bbe5b1630ceea73d27597364c9af683 # v4.2.2
+        with:
+          ref: ${{ steps.get-merge-commit.outputs.mergedSha }}
 
       - uses: cachix/install-nix-action@526118121621777ccd86f79b04685a9319637641 # v31
         with:
diff --git a/.github/workflows/nix-parse-v2.yml b/.github/workflows/nix-parse-v2.yml
index 4b670331308e..6ae66e964474 100644
--- a/.github/workflows/nix-parse-v2.yml
+++ b/.github/workflows/nix-parse-v2.yml
@@ -9,18 +9,21 @@ on:
 permissions: {}
 
 jobs:
-  get-merge-commit:
-    uses: ./.github/workflows/get-merge-commit.yml
-
   tests:
     name: nix-files-parseable-check
     runs-on: ubuntu-24.04-arm
-    needs: get-merge-commit
-    if: "needs.get-merge-commit.outputs.mergedSha && !contains(github.event.pull_request.title, '[skip treewide]')"
+    if: "!contains(github.event.pull_request.title, '[skip treewide]')"
     steps:
       - uses: actions/checkout@11bd71901bbe5b1630ceea73d27597364c9af683 # v4.2.2
         with:
-          ref: ${{ needs.get-merge-commit.outputs.mergedSha }}
+          sparse-checkout: .github/actions
+      - name: Check if the PR can be merged and get the test merge commit
+        uses: ./.github/actions/get-merge-commit
+        id: get-merge-commit
+
+      - uses: actions/checkout@11bd71901bbe5b1630ceea73d27597364c9af683 # v4.2.2
+        with:
+          ref: ${{ steps.get-merge-commit.outputs.mergedSha }}
 
       - uses: cachix/install-nix-action@526118121621777ccd86f79b04685a9319637641 # v31
         with:
diff --git a/.github/workflows/nixpkgs-vet.yml b/.github/workflows/nixpkgs-vet.yml
index 160bc27697e8..761ecbf08f2f 100644
--- a/.github/workflows/nixpkgs-vet.yml
+++ b/.github/workflows/nixpkgs-vet.yml
@@ -17,21 +17,23 @@ permissions: {}
 # There is a feature request for suppressing notifications on concurrency-canceled runs: https://github.com/orgs/community/discussions/13015
 
 jobs:
-  get-merge-commit:
-    uses: ./.github/workflows/get-merge-commit.yml
-
   check:
     name: nixpkgs-vet
     # This needs to be x86_64-linux, because we depend on the tooling being pre-built in the GitHub releases.
     runs-on: ubuntu-24.04
     # This should take 1 minute at most, but let's be generous. The default of 6 hours is definitely too long.
     timeout-minutes: 10
-    needs: get-merge-commit
-    if: needs.get-merge-commit.outputs.mergedSha
     steps:
       - uses: actions/checkout@11bd71901bbe5b1630ceea73d27597364c9af683 # v4.2.2
         with:
-          ref: ${{ needs.get-merge-commit.outputs.mergedSha }}
+          sparse-checkout: .github/actions
+      - name: Check if the PR can be merged and get the test merge commit
+        uses: ./.github/actions/get-merge-commit
+        id: get-merge-commit
+
+      - uses: actions/checkout@11bd71901bbe5b1630ceea73d27597364c9af683 # v4.2.2
+        with:
+          ref: ${{ steps.get-merge-commit.outputs.mergedSha }}
           # Fetches the merge commit and its parents
           fetch-depth: 2
 
diff --git a/ci/OWNERS b/ci/OWNERS
index 5466d0f2d8f0..9e8628d9878c 100644
--- a/ci/OWNERS
+++ b/ci/OWNERS
@@ -15,6 +15,7 @@
 
 # CI
 /.github/*_TEMPLATE*                    @SigmaSquadron
+/.github/actions                        @NixOS/Security @Mic92 @zowoq @infinisil @azuwis @wolfgangwalther
 /.github/workflows                      @NixOS/Security @Mic92 @zowoq @infinisil @azuwis @wolfgangwalther
 /.github/workflows/check-format.yml     @infinisil @wolfgangwalther
 /.github/workflows/codeowners-v2.yml    @infinisil @wolfgangwalther
diff --git a/ci/README.md b/ci/README.md
index 6ef665e8b099..7fcda96e3480 100644
--- a/ci/README.md
+++ b/ci/README.md
@@ -40,46 +40,3 @@ Why not just build the tooling right from the PRs Nixpkgs version?
 - Because it makes the CI check very fast, since no Nix builds need to be done, even for mass rebuilds.
 - Because it improves security, since we don't have to build potentially untrusted code from PRs.
   The tool only needs a very minimal Nix evaluation at runtime, which can work with [readonly-mode](https://nixos.org/manual/nix/stable/command-ref/opt-common.html#opt-readonly-mode) and [restrict-eval](https://nixos.org/manual/nix/stable/command-ref/conf-file.html#conf-restrict-eval).
-
-## `get-merge-commit.sh GITHUB_REPO PR_NUMBER`
-
-Check whether a PR is mergeable and return the test merge commit as
-[computed by GitHub](https://docs.github.com/en/rest/guides/using-the-rest-api-to-interact-with-your-git-database?apiVersion=2022-11-28#checking-mergeability-of-pull-requests) and its parent.
-
-Arguments:
-- `GITHUB_REPO`: The repository of the PR, e.g. `NixOS/nixpkgs`
-- `PR_NUMBER`: The PR number, e.g. `1234`
-
-Exit codes:
-- 0: The PR can be merged, the hashes of the test merge commit and the target commit are returned on stdout
-- 1: The PR cannot be merged because it's not open anymore
-- 2: The PR cannot be merged because it has a merge conflict
-- 3: The merge commit isn't being computed, GitHub is likely having internal issues, unknown if the PR is mergeable
-
-### Usage
-
-This script is implemented as a reusable GitHub Actions workflow, and can be used as follows:
-
-```yaml
-on: pull_request_target
-
-# We need a token to query the API, but it doesn't need any special permissions
-permissions: {}
-
-jobs:
-  get-merge-commit:
-    # use the relative path of the get-merge-commit workflow yaml here
-    uses: ./.github/workflows/get-merge-commit.yml
-
-  build:
-    name: Build
-    runs-on: ubuntu-24.04
-    needs: get-merge-commit
-    steps:
-      - uses: actions/checkout@<VERSION>
-        # Add this to _all_ subsequent steps to skip them
-        if: needs.get-merge-commit.outputs.mergedSha
-        with:
-          ref: ${{ needs.get-merge-commit.outputs.mergedSha }}
-      - ...
-```
diff --git a/ci/get-merge-commit.sh b/ci/get-merge-commit.sh
deleted file mode 100755
index c233f7f91691..000000000000
--- a/ci/get-merge-commit.sh
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,65 +0,0 @@
-#!/usr/bin/env bash
-# See ./README.md for docs
-
-set -euo pipefail
-
-log() {
-    echo "$@" >&2
-}
-
-if (( $# < 2 )); then
-    log "Usage: $0 GITHUB_REPO PR_NUMBER"
-    exit 99
-fi
-repo=$1
-prNumber=$2
-
-# Retry the API query this many times
-retryCount=5
-# Start with 5 seconds, but double every retry
-retryInterval=5
-
-while true; do
-    log "Checking whether the pull request can be merged"
-    prInfo=$(gh api \
-        -H "Accept: application/vnd.github+json" \
-        -H "X-GitHub-Api-Version: 2022-11-28" \
-        "/repos/$repo/pulls/$prNumber")
-
-    # Non-open PRs won't have their mergeability computed no matter what
-    state=$(jq -r .state <<< "$prInfo")
-    if [[ "$state" != open ]]; then
-        log "PR is not open anymore"
-        exit 1
-    fi
-
-    mergeable=$(jq -r .mergeable <<< "$prInfo")
-    if [[ "$mergeable" == "null" ]]; then
-        if (( retryCount == 0 )); then
-            log "Not retrying anymore. It's likely that GitHub is having internal issues: check https://www.githubstatus.com/"
-            exit 3
-        else
-            (( retryCount -= 1 )) || true
-
-            # null indicates that GitHub is still computing whether it's mergeable
-            # Wait a couple seconds before trying again
-            log "GitHub is still computing whether this PR can be merged, waiting $retryInterval seconds before trying again ($retryCount retries left)"
-            sleep "$retryInterval"
-
-            (( retryInterval *= 2 )) || true
-        fi
-    else
-        break
-    fi
-done
-
-if [[ "$mergeable" == "true" ]]; then
-    log "The PR can be merged"
-    mergedSha="$(jq -r .merge_commit_sha <<< "$prInfo")"
-    echo "mergedSha=$mergedSha"
-    targetSha="$(gh api "/repos/$repo/commits/$mergedSha" --jq '.parents[0].sha')"
-    echo "targetSha=$targetSha"
-else
-    log "The PR has a merge conflict"
-    exit 2
-fi